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A submission of mine to the incorrectqueensthiefquotes blog:
 

Teleus: Can you remember how many times you have wanted to punch him in the last two or three years, and the occasion each time?

Costis: Once a day. Sometimes twice. And for as many different reasons.

Teleus: As you say. He can make you want to knock him down, if he feels like it, by simply saying “good morning”. He possibly said simply “good morning” to Sophos. The difference was that, being the King of Sounis, Sophos hit him.