reading the Headscratchers page for Narnia on TV Tropes

Headscratchers, for those that don't want to get stuck on TV Tropes for the rest of the day, is where you discuss things that you think don't make sense. On the Narnia page, among questions such as "Why has no technological development occurred in all that time?" and "Why does Narnia's fate hinge entirely on humans from our universe?" is this:

Why doesn't Santa give me cool weapons for Christmas?